Random Top Five: My Favorite Halloween Costumes

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The Halloween season is upon us once again, and with it will come a collection of kids in creepy, kooky, altogether ooky costumes to my family’s front door for Halloween candy.  I love seeing the continuous parade of different costumes and designs, taking note of which classic monsters I see and which new characters in pop culture have been transformed into costumes.  Here are some of my favorite Halloween costumes that I watch out for every year; I wonder how many of them will show up on my doorstep tonight?

5. Vampire

A formal ensemble, a toothy grin, a telltale widow’s peak: all of these are the classic signs of a vampire showing up at your door.  I remember going as the close cousin of Grandpa Munster once myself for Halloween, complete with a cape, a widow’s peak, and a set of fake fangs that made it hard for me to talk but certainly helped me to look the part.  It was one of my favorite costumes and I am glad it still seems to be popular among today’s kids.  I am not sure what it is about a formally dressed blood-sucker that appeals to people, but at least it teaches kids the value of a good outfit for a black-tie dinner.

4. Princess

 A majority of the little girls that stop by for candy every year are often dressed as princesses, queens, or other royalty.  It is a credit to their parents, guardians, and friends that their crowns don’t go to their heads and they gain a kingdom-sized ego.  A lot of the princesses I see on Halloween are dressed in a multitude of colors, not just pink.  I’ve seen princess costumes decked out in blue, green, red, purple, aquamarine, neon yellow, mint green, and many other colors.  Truly a rainbow of royalty!  I wonder if I’ll see anyone dressed as princesses from TV and movies tonight.  I always see a few Disney princesses here and there, but will Disney’s newest and youngest, Sofia the First, be represented?  How about a few My Little Pony princesses like Celestia, Luna, Cadence, or even Twilight Sparkle?  Whether two legs or four, there’s going to be princesses for sure!

3. Frankenstein

For the record, I am referring to Frankenstein’s monster, not Dr. Frankenstein himself; I don’t really like the idea of a scientist who decides to “play God” and reanimate the dead.  Regardless of my feelings for the man who created him, I think the monster himself is A-OK.  I love the look the Frankenstein monster was given: the green skin, the rectangular cranium, the neck bolts, the simple brown coat and pants, the plain black overshoes.  It’s a clean, uncluttered design that screams “instant icon.”   I think it looks great as a Halloween costume, a statue, a hood ornament, or even an airbrushed T-shirt drawing.  Boris Karloff made it menacing yet sympathetic, while Herman Munster made it unusual yet ordinary and genial.  Both emotional extremes suit the design just fine in my opinion, and it is definitely one that brings a smile to my face.  Just keep me away from the Bride of Frankenstein, though: I just keep picturing the rats and other vermin that must infest that tall hairdo of hers, so gross!

2. Mummy

It’s a dead guy wrapped in a whole hospital supply closet’s worth of gauze returned to life and shuffling around, scaring the populace with every step.  For some strange reason, though, I don’t find the sight of this creature as terrifying as I used to.  It probably started with that cute little-girl mummy in that one Scooby-Doo movie, or maybe with the notion that in The Scorpion King, the guy who will eventually become the star of The Mummy Returns is played by Dwayne Johnson, one of humanity’s living definitions of the word “cool.”  It could have been that one attempt I made to dress up as a mummy with a bunch of toilet paper wrapped around myself (it kept falling off because I didn’t want to use tape).  Somehow or other, I’m just not scared of mummies anymore.  A while back, I watched The Mummy’s Curse, the final appearance of Lon Chaney Jr. as the original movie mummy, Kharis.  I expected to be scared out of my wits by the mummy’s shuffle-step, but I instead became endlessly fascinated by the way he gave Mr. Spock a run for his pointy-eared money by successfully applying the Vulcan nerve pinch to all his victims roughly two decades before the heyday of Star Trek.  He could give most professional wrestlers a lesson or two as well in the intimidation department.  I guess I just like mummies a lot more these days than I am scared of them, and what’s wrong with that?

1. Ghost

Whether or not you believe they actually exist (TV says “yes,” my beliefs say “no,” the ghosts themselves would probably say “maybe” if they had mouths and vocal cords), you can’t help but smile at the sight of a kid with a plain white sheet draped over their heads with a couple of big eye holes cut out.  Even though I’ve rarely ever seen anyone at my front door dressed in this exact costume,  it is a design which I still like seeing every year in It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.  Mr. Brown’s ghost design is a little different from all the other ghosts in that special.  His ghost costume has more cut-out eyes than a potato and his line, “I had a little trouble with the scissors,” is such an understated and hilarious line that I break out into a huge grin every time I hear it.  It is for that very line that I think of the ghost as my Halloween costume of choice.

What’s your favorite Halloween costume?  What was the best costume you ever wore?  Do you think today’s costumes are better or worse than the costumes of the past?  Let me know in the comments, and have a happy and safe Halloween!

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